Its contest time! Hi everyone!
This is your wonderful and loved sysadmin (and owner person)
scsi *crowd booing*.
In order to make us seem like a more "professional" website (heh riiight), the other fearless leader (the charming and lovely writer/speller/moral support/"quit crying frank, its not that bad"/everything else type from the wonderful UK) Tiffany (
niftybitch) *crowd cheering* thought that a little staff page about us two would be nice. Good idea right?
Wrong, we suck at writing bios... Plus most bios are boring! We're not boring here (well, I am, Tiffanys not).. Plus I get writers block easy! It took me a half hour and lots of alcohol for me to even write this! I suck!
So this is where we need your help. Write a funny or amusing bio for Tiffany and myself. Go to our userinfo pages if you need some ammo. We want funny and creative. If you need some inspiration, check out the Winamp staff page at
http://www.winamp.com/about/team.php (please dont rip their bios off, thats lame and deserves a suspens..er..spanking)
Mail all submissions to djbios@deadjournal.com. Remember to include your username in case we pick you as the winner..
Free paid account (or maybe even a permanent account) goes to the ones we think rock the most ass.. Hell, i'll even give you mad propz here in
new_shit so you can be the envy of your friends (and get 10000 people to friend and bug you 24/7 via AIM)!
Remember, we need bios for
scsi and
niftybitchRemember! Funny, creative, and DJ'ish!